She is in my trunk
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
