I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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