btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
