She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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