Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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