just tell him i said nine months
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
