I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
