i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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