week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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