ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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