Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
we made out on top of his cat.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
