i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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