just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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