when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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