That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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