okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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