Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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