Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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