i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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