I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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