i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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