it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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