I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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