You can't motorboat a personality
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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