Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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