is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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