It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
