Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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