Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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