ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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