Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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