mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
