Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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