i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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