Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
there is glitter all over my balls
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