Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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