I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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