What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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