O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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