Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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