we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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