there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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