Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
worst night to have a conscience
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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