My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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