I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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