We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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