Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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