and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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