i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
not ubering you a puppy
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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