This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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